Category: Pregnancy
Elle’s Birth Story
[NOTE: I omitted a lot of the squeamish parts of labor and delivery but if you have any particular questions, I am so okay with answering them in the comments. Like, did I really encapsulate my placenta? Sure did! ] I feared a lot throughout my pregnancy. It was ridiculous, really. I am naturally a [...]
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Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!
Yes y’all. My child already has a cosmetic bag. And don’t go judging me. It’s not like I will have her wearing lipgloss just yet. In fact, I’m pretty old fashioned so even though her mommy is big into cosmetics, Baby Clumps probably won’t be allowed to wear anything until she’s in middle school. Maybe [...]
View PostBaby Clumps: 34 Weeks
Yep. I’m still pregnant. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever and yet people keep telling me I still have such a looooong way to go. Which just annoys me. Basically I’m cranky pretty much ALL the time. But I try not to look it. In fact, I try to leave the house looking as [...]
Baby Clumps: 32 Weeks + Leave Kate Middleton alone!
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve done an update. The goal was to update weekly but yeah, that’s impossible because guess who has returned? FATIGUE!! Girl yes. It is back and it doesn’t give a darn what plans I have or how long my to do list is either. Fatigue is a thug. At 32 [...]
Baby Clumps: 29 Weeks + Baby Shower Pics
Looks like Baby Clumps and I are well into third trimester and things are looking really really good. I seriously don’t have ANY complaints. Which is crazy because last update all I did was complain. I’m starting to discover that I’m having a pretty smooth pregnancy. Well, you know, AFTER I got through the hell [...]
Baby Clumps: 27 Weeks
Confession: I don’t really know how far along I am in my pregnancy. By the time I do the posts on Clumps of Mascara, I am usually way beyond THAT date. So yeah, this is Baby Clumps’ 27th week update but I am really well on to my 28th week. And I don’t even know [...]
Baby Clumps: 25 Weeks + Being A Stay At Home Mom. Yay or nay?
Oh man. What a week. For both Baby Clumps and I. I’ve spent a great deal of this pregnancy being emotionally cool and calm but this past week I opened up a friggin’ Tears Factory. I am sooooooo emotional. And this isn’t like me. I’m a reformed crybaby who has become so thugged out that [...]
Baby Clumps: 24 Weeks
This is going to be a super quick post because to be honest, I don’t have any MAJOR updates. I’m actually working on a post about being Pregnant and Overweight but it’s going to take a few more days for me to crank that out. It’ll probably be one of those TMI posts that I [...]
