Category: Product Reviews
Amor de Lacquer: OPI Holland collection (part 1)
Oh, darling…Holland. How I would LOVE to visit Holland. My passport is full of trips to the Caribbean and I am anxiously waiting for the day when my wallet can get on board and allow me to get more International stamps. And one of the firsts on this list would be Holland. While some of [...]
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NARS Makeup Removing Water + being nice to old ladies
My neighbors probably think I’m weird. I get in all kinds of positions to take shots of beauty products outside. I get into some kind of zone yo. And I am rarely friendly when I’m in the “zone”. Which is sad because the older lady who lives across from me always manages to venture outside [...]
View PostMascara Monday: Hourglass Film Noir Lash Lacquer
This is the first time I’ve reviewed such an amazing product. Y’all know I love mascara but let’s face it…mascara can get old. From the exaggerated claims to the same 3-4 brushes, there isn’t much originality in the mascara world these days. I know lash lacquers aren’t new either. But considering this is my first time trying one, I was [...]
TheLookBag: $10/month on awesome beauty stuffs? I’m in!
I don’t know whether to call it a trend or what but lately there have been a ton of those “buy a subscription and get monthly beauty goodies”-type products. I’ve had my eyes on ‘em and while I’ve wanted to make the investment, I never came across a subscription that looked to…worth it. But woooowsers, I am [...]
Amor de Lacquer: OPI Nicki Minaj collection
OPI has a new collection for us, y’all! You’ve heard of hip hop artist Nicki Minaj, haven’t you? Please tell me you have. I live under a pop culture rock and know about her, so surely you do too. I can’t say much for her music (I don’t listen to much hip hop these days) [...]
Maybelline’s Color Tattoo Cream Gel Shadows: For Rockstars Only
I love tattoos, y’all. A lot. I call myself a tattoo rockstar because even though I have 5 tats, I want more. And I could care less about how “unprofessional” people may see them. Tattoos, like makeup, are accessories. It’s self-expression. Granted getting a tattoo is 10x more painful than applying mascara but still….if I [...]
Mascara Monday: NYX Pin Up Tease macara
So. Check this out…NYX has recently released an entire collection of mascaras. And by “entire collection”, I mean SEVEN! How cool is that? Even awesome-r is that each mascara has a special function. Some brands don’t even release 7 mascaras in a year and they are hittin’ us with lucky 7 in one collection. Very [...]
Need a new lippy for the weekend?
Happy Fridaaaaaay! Clumps dot com is doing some crazy stuff, y’all. And I can’t really explain it. If you received a Mascara Monday post in your RSS feed or email, please oh please ignore that. That post was SUPPOSED to go live next Monday. And if you’re viewing Clumps on your smartphone or desktop, some [...]
