Amor de Lacquer: OPI Nicki Minaj collection
OPI has a new collection for us, y’all! You’ve heard of hip hop artist Nicki Minaj, haven’t you? Please tell me you have. I live under a pop culture rock and know about her, so surely you do too. I can’t say much for her music (I don’t listen to much hip hop these days) [...]
View PostOne hot lookin’ jar of Vaseline
Darliiiiiings, are you having a wonderful Valentine’s Day? Please say yes. I get it. It’s a commercialized holiday that gets people to spend their money. Every day should Valentine’s Day. Yeah yeah, I get it. But come ooooon, what’s not to love about…love? And speaking of love…. It’s a blinged out jar of Vaseline? How [...]
View PostMaybelline’s Color Tattoo Cream Gel Shadows: For Rockstars Only
I love tattoos, y’all. A lot. I call myself a tattoo rockstar because even though I have 5 tats, I want more. And I could care less about how “unprofessional” people may see them. Tattoos, like makeup, are accessories. It’s self-expression. Granted getting a tattoo is 10x more painful than applying mascara but still….if I [...]
Mascara Monday: NYX Pin Up Tease macara
So. Check this out…NYX has recently released an entire collection of mascaras. And by “entire collection”, I mean SEVEN! How cool is that? Even awesome-r is that each mascara has a special function. Some brands don’t even release 7 mascaras in a year and they are hittin’ us with lucky 7 in one collection. Very [...]
The Lipstick League: Weekly Links, Volume 35
Yay for another post from the The Lipstick League! We are a group of beauty bloggers, bound together by the desire to save the world with beauty, one post at a time! Phyrra – rocks out with Make Up For Ever’s Rock For Ever Palette. Vampy Varnish – not only do you need to read [...]
Need a new lippy for the weekend?
Happy Fridaaaaaay! Clumps dot com is doing some crazy stuff, y’all. And I can’t really explain it. If you received a Mascara Monday post in your RSS feed or email, please oh please ignore that. That post was SUPPOSED to go live next Monday. And if you’re viewing Clumps on your smartphone or desktop, some [...]
Wet ‘n Wild’s Don’t Blink Pink lippy is ah-mazing!
I know I brag about Wet ‘n Wild a lot and I promise, y’all…I’m not exaggerating with this one. That sad thing is, back when I was a “I only buy higher end makeup snob.”, I laughed at WnW. I called their products cheap. And this was without having even tried them. What a loser, [...]



















