Tag: "baby"
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I know most people hate this commercialized holiday but I love love therefore Valentine’s Day doesn’t bother me too much. Plus, holidays now give me a reason to take embarrassing photos of Elle. Who puts their baby in a laundry basket for a photo shoot? Yeah. I’m a mess. But I hope you love me [...]
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Beauty in Mommyhood – Elle Is 1 Month Old!
Wow. My little baby girl is already a month old. I’m all kinds of emotional about it. I’m so excited that she’s growing and thriving and becoming even more amazing each day. But I’m sad because well, she’s almost a big girl. Kind of. I know folx are like, “Come on, B. She’s only a [...]
View PostElle’s Birth Story
[NOTE: I omitted a lot of the squeamish parts of labor and delivery but if you have any particular questions, I am so okay with answering them in the comments. Like, did I really encapsulate my placenta? Sure did! ] I feared a lot throughout my pregnancy. It was ridiculous, really. I am naturally a [...]
Baby Clumps is here!
…I mean, woooooow. I am just as shocked as you are. Elle came 3 weeks early and surprised us all. By the way, it’s pronounced “El”. Not “El-ly”. Ellie is cute but you wouldn’t believe how many people have pronounced it that way. Which kinda sorta boggles my mind. I’m so in love with her. [...]
Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!
Yes y’all. My child already has a cosmetic bag. And don’t go judging me. It’s not like I will have her wearing lipgloss just yet. In fact, I’m pretty old fashioned so even though her mommy is big into cosmetics, Baby Clumps probably won’t be allowed to wear anything until she’s in middle school. Maybe [...]
Baby Clumps: 34 Weeks
Yep. I’m still pregnant. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever and yet people keep telling me I still have such a looooong way to go. Which just annoys me. Basically I’m cranky pretty much ALL the time. But I try not to look it. In fact, I try to leave the house looking as [...]
Baby Clumps: 32 Weeks + Leave Kate Middleton alone!
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve done an update. The goal was to update weekly but yeah, that’s impossible because guess who has returned? FATIGUE!! Girl yes. It is back and it doesn’t give a darn what plans I have or how long my to do list is either. Fatigue is a thug. At 32 [...]
Baby Clumps: 29 Weeks + Baby Shower Pics
Looks like Baby Clumps and I are well into third trimester and things are looking really really good. I seriously don’t have ANY complaints. Which is crazy because last update all I did was complain. I’m starting to discover that I’m having a pretty smooth pregnancy. Well, you know, AFTER I got through the hell [...]
